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It's The Jeffs

by The Jeffs

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DEVIL AT YOUR DOOR She's got a nasty reputation. Watch yourself, she's evil to the core. She sells promise for a living. She's the devil knocking at your door. She never says hello how are you. Pleasantries to her are such a bore. Don't ask her for a favor, she ain't got none. She's the devil knocking at your door. Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh She's got a closet filled with snakeskin. Wears alligator boots to the store. At night she wears a live boa boa. She's the devil knocking at your door. Oh, she may smile at you when you meet her. Those great white teeth are sharp, you can be sure She'll rip your heart out when you're not looking. She's the devil knocking at your door. Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh She's the devil. She's the devil. She's the devil.
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I Got You 02:34
I GOT YOU He's got a house in Miami on the water, and a house in Malibu that he flies his jet to. He drives a Lamborghini, but never gets a ticket ‘Cause he parties with the mayor and he's really, really fit. He's got a closet filled with Dolce & Gabbana And he always has his picture in some fashion magazine. He's got a thousand bottles in his private wine collection And his own skybox at all the 49-ers games. He may be rich, but he's not rich, he don't have you, He's got a PhD in macro-economics, and a masters in Philosophy from N-Y-U. He's been a Mensa member for so long he can't remember. And he often uses words with 5 syllables. He studies particle collision, sub-atomic cell division, pre-Columbian religion, literary composition. Infared emissions, Oriental superstitions, military expeditions, and the works of Van Gogh. He may be smart, but's he's not that smart, he don't have you. Your mother thinks that you settled for less. We never see eye-to-eye. I don't think much of her country-club taste. And she doesn't like my tie-die He's got a lot of friends with all the right connections. He never pays for tickets, and he gets the best seats. He can call up any restaurant, and always get a table. And if he ever needs a kidney, you can bet he won't wait. Hey may be cool, but he's not that cool. Oh he sounds so smart, but he ain't that smart. Yeah, he may look rich, but he ain't rich. He don't have you. But I do.
3.
THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET Thank God for the internet I know who to hate Thank God for the internet I know what to shake Thank God for the internet I'm losing faith Thank God for the internet It's one big happy world Thank God for the internet I lost my job Thank God for the internet to some guy in Punjab Thank God for the internet I was robbed Thank God for the internet It's one big happy world Thank God for the internet I got a girlfriend Thank God for the internet She's a perfect 10 Thank God for the internet OK, she's pretend Thank God for the internet It's one big happy world Everybody say thank you DOD (7x) It's a gift for you and a gift for me. Thank God for the internet I got non-stop porn Thank God for the internet My keyboard's worn Thank God for the internet I've been reborn Thank God for the internet It's one big happy world Thank God for the internet I learned right from wrong Thank God for the internet It didn't take that long Thank God for the internet Yeah, I stole this song Thank God for the internet It's one big happy world One big happy world One big happy world
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STEAL HER HEART You can strike a man, but I couldn't You can even rob a bank, but I wouldn't You can break the law in a thousand different ways The straight and narrow is a path from which I rarely stray But I would gladly steal her heart You can forget your lock and key Yes I would gladly steal her heart I'd pay any price just to have her Yes I would gladly steal her heart If my brother ever lets go of her He never wines her, or dines her, and often maligns her Just a trophy on his shelf he won, then he put away But, oh, she's like a diamond, flawless and perfect So here I wait in his shadow for the day Yes I would gladly steal her heart You can forget your lock and key Yes I would gladly steal her heart I'd pay any price just to have her Oh yes, I would gladly steal her heart If my brother ever lets go of her I would gladly steal her heart I would gladly steal her heart I would gladly steal her heart I would gladly steal her heart away Away away away I would gladly steal her heart I would gladly steal her heart I would gladly steal her heart I would gladly steal her heart Away, away, away, away Yes I would gladly steal her heart You can forget your lock and key Yes I would gladly steal her heart I'd pay any price just to have her Oh yes, I would gladly steal her heart If my brother ever lets go If my brother ever lets go If my brother ever lets go If my brother ever lets go If my brother ever lets go of her Mmmm.

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released November 3, 2016

Jeff Tobin - guitar/vocals
Geoff Wilcox - bass/vocals
Paige Vandiver - drums/vocals
Doug Hare - guitar
Leslie Dowler - percussion/vocals
Fred Gablick - baritone sax on "Devil At Your Door"

Words & music by Jeff Tobin
Produced by Fred Blitzer, Jeff Tobin
Recorded, mixed, mastered by Fred Blitzer
Recorded at Vital Companies, Columbus Ohio
Graphic design by Jeff Tobin

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The Jeffs Columbus, Ohio

The Jeffs write & perform offbeat indie-folk songs for a world that takes itself far too seriously. They live somewhere in the intersection of rock, Americana and "They Might Be Giants"

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