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Devil At Your Door
03:14
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DEVIL AT YOUR DOOR
She's got a nasty reputation.
Watch yourself, she's evil to the core.
She sells promise for a living.
She's the devil knocking at your door.
She never says hello how are you.
Pleasantries to her are such a bore.
Don't ask her for a favor, she ain't got none.
She's the devil knocking at your door.
Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh
She's got a closet filled with snakeskin.
Wears alligator boots to the store.
At night she wears a live boa boa.
She's the devil knocking at your door.
Oh, she may smile at you when you meet her.
Those great white teeth are sharp, you can be sure
She'll rip your heart out when you're not looking.
She's the devil knocking at your door.
Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh, Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh
She's the devil. She's the devil. She's the devil.
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I Got You
02:34
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I GOT YOU
He's got a house in Miami on the water, and a
house in Malibu that he flies his jet to.
He drives a Lamborghini, but never gets a ticket
‘Cause he parties with the mayor and he's really, really fit.
He's got a closet filled with Dolce & Gabbana
And he always has his picture in some fashion magazine.
He's got a thousand bottles in his private wine collection
And his own skybox at all the 49-ers games.
He may be rich, but he's not rich, he don't have you,
He's got a PhD in macro-economics,
and a masters in Philosophy from N-Y-U.
He's been a Mensa member for so long he can't remember.
And he often uses words with 5 syllables.
He studies particle collision,
sub-atomic cell division,
pre-Columbian religion,
literary composition.
Infared emissions,
Oriental superstitions,
military expeditions,
and the works of Van Gogh.
He may be smart, but's he's not that smart, he don't have you.
Your mother thinks that you settled for less.
We never see eye-to-eye.
I don't think much of her country-club taste.
And she doesn't like my tie-die
He's got a lot of friends with all the right connections.
He never pays for tickets, and he gets the best seats.
He can call up any restaurant, and always get a table.
And if he ever needs a kidney, you can bet he won't wait.
Hey may be cool, but he's not that cool.
Oh he sounds so smart, but he ain't that smart.
Yeah, he may look rich, but he ain't rich.
He don't have you.
But I do.
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THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET
Thank God for the internet
I know who to hate
Thank God for the internet
I know what to shake
Thank God for the internet
I'm losing faith
Thank God for the internet
It's one big happy world
Thank God for the internet
I lost my job
Thank God for the internet
to some guy in Punjab
Thank God for the internet
I was robbed
Thank God for the internet
It's one big happy world
Thank God for the internet
I got a girlfriend
Thank God for the internet
She's a perfect 10
Thank God for the internet
OK, she's pretend
Thank God for the internet
It's one big happy world
Everybody say thank you DOD (7x)
It's a gift for you and a gift for me.
Thank God for the internet
I got non-stop porn
Thank God for the internet
My keyboard's worn
Thank God for the internet
I've been reborn
Thank God for the internet
It's one big happy world
Thank God for the internet
I learned right from wrong
Thank God for the internet
It didn't take that long
Thank God for the internet
Yeah, I stole this song
Thank God for the internet
It's one big happy world
One big happy world
One big happy world
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Steal Her Heart
05:28
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STEAL HER HEART
You can strike a man, but I couldn't
You can even rob a bank, but I wouldn't
You can break the law in a thousand different ways
The straight and narrow is a path from which I rarely stray
But I would gladly steal her heart
You can forget your lock and key
Yes I would gladly steal her heart
I'd pay any price just to have her
Yes I would gladly steal her heart
If my brother ever lets go of her
He never wines her, or dines her, and often maligns her
Just a trophy on his shelf he won, then he put away
But, oh, she's like a diamond, flawless and perfect
So here I wait in his shadow for the day
Yes I would gladly steal her heart
You can forget your lock and key
Yes I would gladly steal her heart
I'd pay any price just to have her
Oh yes, I would gladly steal her heart
If my brother ever lets go of her
I would gladly steal her heart
I would gladly steal her heart
I would gladly steal her heart
I would gladly steal her heart away
Away away away
I would gladly steal her heart
I would gladly steal her heart
I would gladly steal her heart
I would gladly steal her heart
Away, away, away, away
Yes I would gladly steal her heart
You can forget your lock and key
Yes I would gladly steal her heart
I'd pay any price just to have her
Oh yes, I would gladly steal her heart
If my brother ever lets go
If my brother ever lets go
If my brother ever lets go
If my brother ever lets go
If my brother ever lets go of her
Mmmm.
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The Jeffs Columbus, Ohio
The Jeffs write & perform offbeat indie-folk songs for a world that takes itself far too seriously. They live somewhere in the intersection of rock, Americana and "They Might Be Giants"
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